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History does not record the existence of a single Canadian who has not wished his nation had a bit of tropical diversity.

As chilliness North of Niagara would have it,Ottawa has had an ongoing freeze-on,freeze-off relationship with the relatively trendy Province of Quebec,that charming faux-French survival of the Sun King’s proud misjudgments about the importance of the new world.

Now,Canadian legislators have given voice to the sunny idea,Let’s see if we can swap the independent-minded province for Florida.

The offer comes at a particularly opportune time,as a result of the unusually severe hurricanes that have been selecting the Sunshine State as a favorite destination.

The Bush administration has agreed to consider the proposal but admits that there are certain difficulties. For instance,the President will have to explain to his brother and closet presidential wannabe,Jeb,that he’s now a Canadian and can no longer run for President.

To make the loss of their palm-treed haven more palatable to Americans,the Canadians have volunteered to teach everybody in Florida how to speak French. Once,they reason,Florida is enlivened with the sounds of bon jour and merci beaucoup,the switch will seem as uneventful as just swapping one champagne and brie festooned place for another.